This just in: North Pole relocated

My house has now turned into a winter wonderland. Santa came very early to decorate 2157 in the 72 degree weather. Not only do we have a four foot christmas tree but we all managed to return after Thanksgiving with boxes full of our moms' old Christmas things.

Included:

- a string of M&M themed Christmas lights

- an awkward amount of garland that almost covers our front porch

- wreaths that hadn't surfaced in a number of years

- multiple wooden gingerbread men made many years ago by my grandfather (thanks gramps!) that are now hiding in various places around our house

- an extra slippery rug that caused some awesomely embarrassing moments before it was angrily thrown into a corner

And because we knew we had to add our own special touch, a night was spent cutting out snow flakes and tacking them to the ceiling to complete our North Pole motif. So if you drive down South Milledge anytime soon, try not to be too jealous. We're pretty legit.